Birthday

Daughter: Papa, your birthday is coming.
Me: Where?
Daughter: Outside. I show you.

Beautiful boy

Wife to daughter: papa has cellulite.
Daughter: No, you cannot say that. Papa is a beautiful boy.

Hide!

(while playing hide and seek, daughter hiding)
Wife: Where are you?
Daughter (from hiding place): I'm here.

Thumb Drive

Daughter: What is this?
Me: This is a thumb drive.
Daughter: Oh, how to drive the thumb?

Lift ride

Daughter (in a crowded lift): Why everybody come inside the lift?

Bus ride

Where is the red colour bus? (Singapore public buses are red)
Why the people go down?
Why the people come up?
Why the people have to hold (the handle)?
Where is that sound (of the bell)?
Why the bus go this side?