Blame

(background: I am usually the one brushing her teeth before bed)
Mama: "Why have you not brushed your teeth?"
Daughter: "Papa still playing (his iPod)."

Five

Wife to daughter: "How many teeth does papa have?"
Daughter: "5."

No mouth

Me (play pretend with my daughter): "Teddy bear blow the wind mill."
Daughter: "Teddy bear cannot blow. Teddy bear no mouth."

Two?

Daughter: "Can I play with the glow sticks?"

Mama: "Ok, but you cannot play with all the glow sticks."

Daughter: "Can I play with 2?"

So dark

(While looking at a picture online taken at night)
Me: "Woah, so dark."
Daughter: "Hmm so dark. 开灯." (translation: switch the lights on)

Rude

While I am seated on my daughter's chair: "Hey, I want to sit on this chair. Dont be rude."

Angry?

Daughter to mama: "Mama angry?"
Mama: "yes."
Daughter to me (scared): "Mama said yes."

Thunder

Me: "Do you like Lightning?"
Daughter: "Yes, lightning is very pretty."
Me: "Do you like thunder?"
Daughter: "No, thunder is very noisy. I don't like noisy thunder. I like quiet thunder."

Tapping me to sleep

Daughter (while tapping my lap): "I am not beating you. I am slowly beating you."

Careless

Me: "Look. Someone dropped this. So careless."
Daughter: "Where is the careless? Where is it?"

Rainbow

Daughter: "Rainbow is very nice."
Me: "What colour is it?"
Daughter: "Red."

Sick

Daughter: "I don't like medicine. Medicine is very naughty."

Bedtime

Me: "good night."
Daughter: "no."

Sunrise

Daughter: "I don't want the sunrise."
Me: "tell that to the sun."
Daughter: "the sun is not listening."