Astronomical pt3

Daughter: The tree is very tall, block the sun. I like the tree. The tree is very good. The sun is very naughty.

Astronomical pt2

Daughter: The wind is very good. I like the wind.

Astronomical pt1

Daughter: The sun like to shine on my face. I don't like the sun. The sun is naughty.

Birthday

Daughter: Papa, your birthday is coming.
Me: Where?
Daughter: Outside. I show you.

Beautiful boy

Wife to daughter: papa has cellulite.
Daughter: No, you cannot say that. Papa is a beautiful boy.

Hide!

(while playing hide and seek, daughter hiding)
Wife: Where are you?
Daughter (from hiding place): I'm here.

Thumb Drive

Daughter: What is this?
Me: This is a thumb drive.
Daughter: Oh, how to drive the thumb?

Lift ride

Daughter (in a crowded lift): Why everybody come inside the lift?

Bus ride

Where is the red colour bus? (Singapore public buses are red)
Why the people go down?
Why the people come up?
Why the people have to hold (the handle)?
Where is that sound (of the bell)?
Why the bus go this side?

Blame

(background: I am usually the one brushing her teeth before bed)
Mama: "Why have you not brushed your teeth?"
Daughter: "Papa still playing (his iPod)."

Five

Wife to daughter: "How many teeth does papa have?"
Daughter: "5."

No mouth

Me (play pretend with my daughter): "Teddy bear blow the wind mill."
Daughter: "Teddy bear cannot blow. Teddy bear no mouth."

Two?

Daughter: "Can I play with the glow sticks?"

Mama: "Ok, but you cannot play with all the glow sticks."

Daughter: "Can I play with 2?"

So dark

(While looking at a picture online taken at night)
Me: "Woah, so dark."
Daughter: "Hmm so dark. 开灯." (translation: switch the lights on)

Rude

While I am seated on my daughter's chair: "Hey, I want to sit on this chair. Dont be rude."

Angry?

Daughter to mama: "Mama angry?"
Mama: "yes."
Daughter to me (scared): "Mama said yes."

Thunder

Me: "Do you like Lightning?"
Daughter: "Yes, lightning is very pretty."
Me: "Do you like thunder?"
Daughter: "No, thunder is very noisy. I don't like noisy thunder. I like quiet thunder."

Tapping me to sleep

Daughter (while tapping my lap): "I am not beating you. I am slowly beating you."

Careless

Me: "Look. Someone dropped this. So careless."
Daughter: "Where is the careless? Where is it?"

Rainbow

Daughter: "Rainbow is very nice."
Me: "What colour is it?"
Daughter: "Red."

Sick

Daughter: "I don't like medicine. Medicine is very naughty."

Bedtime

Me: "good night."
Daughter: "no."

Sunrise

Daughter: "I don't want the sunrise."
Me: "tell that to the sun."
Daughter: "the sun is not listening."