Good Night(s)

Me: go and say all your goodnights.
Daughter: I cannot say all my goodnights then I cannot say goodnight anymore.

Baby talk

Me: did you talk to your (3-week-old) brother?
Daughter: yes.
Me: what did your brother say?
Daughter: he say "ehr ehr ehr…" (sound of his cries).

Sleeping in

On the morning of parent-teacher-conference
Me: we are going to your school
Daughter: no, I am tired, I need to sleep
Me: ok, you sleep at grandmother's place. I go to your school. 
Daughter: no, Mrs Leow (her teacher) is tired. She is sleeping

Sharing

Wife to Daughter: Wenxi, do you like the library or the book shop?
Daughter: the library.
Wife: why?
Daughter: because the book shop books are wrapped up. They don't like to share.

Astronomical (4)

Daughter(walking under the shelter): so nice the cover, the sun cannot see us.

Spell with your nose

Daughter: E-X-I-T, exit! I can smell!

Price of Love (2)

Daughter: papa don't sit on the table. Later you fall down and knock your head. Then I will have another papa.